(1) Facts– Yellow Balls Foremost had decided to play a yellow ball, while his partner Sandwich, and opponents RM and JS were playing white balls. No contestant had changed his ball color for 12 holes (almost 3 hours) and F had grown quite accustomed to playing the yellow ball. On the daunting 13th hole at BMCC, a difficult dog-leg right, F led off with a powerful drive left which he hoped would not run through the bend of the fairway….
Dumpster Relief? Foremost is thrilled to be able to feature a dumpster scene in a high-brow Rules review! (Carefully note the large dumpster in the shade to the right of the roll-aways). The Setting From the 9th hole of the lovely PCC, in four-ball matchplay competition, Reader MM reports that he hit his drive left …”way left”. He found it on the ground amidst the branches of a low-hanging tree, with no possibility of a shot due to swing restrictions….
Foremost is pretty sure he was incorrect in his initial answer to all of the following Reader inquiries. See if you get them correctly! (1)An Out-of-Bounds Argument Reader JJ closely examined opponent VP’s ball (picture attached). The ball was situated in a long, wispy grass, either on or next to a white out-of-bounds line, at its outer edge. Although upon close examination, the ball appeared to be resting on the natural green/brown roots of the grass,…
What a week in the news! Golf has almost taken the backstage. Foremost is happy to review the highlights and some of the hot-button issues of the day: Brexit. The fate of the free world and democracies everywhere may lie with F favorite, Boris Johnson, who is championing the English people and their proud nation against the ultimate swamp of open-border world bureaucrats, global financiers, and liberal media, an alliance which is having a little trouble understanding national identity and…
After taking a week off to work with the President on Greenland, Foremost is finally able to turn his attention back to some important issues, like the Rules of Golf. (This Greenland deal….don’t tell anyone, but it’s going to be a clean swap instead of a purchase… the Prez is taking F’s advice! No cash. We get Greenland….Denmark gets all of California … except for the Monterrey Peninsula and Napa Valley….brilliant!) Facts The drive on the opening hole at HCC…
(Model Local Rules 8E-1, 8E-5, R18.3a, R14.6a) Facts Playing the 11th hole at OEI is like knocking the ball off the top of a skyscraper. The first calculation the player has to make is how much distance to take off the shot due to the dramatic elevation change. Regular players at OEI suggest discounting 30 yards when playing this hole from a teeing distance of 175-180 yards. Reader JH measured the distance perfectly. He failed to compensate for a cross…
A Solemn Farewell The family was leaving. Foremost shed a few tears with the grandkids as they said good-bye. He then rushed to lock the gate behind them as they pulled out of the driveway. But what a fun week of hiking, swimming, and fellowship it had been …. the week had even included a little golf! F was delighted to play the gracious host, at least when such duties did not conflict with the Rules of Golf: (1) Ball…
I’m afraid there is such a rich thesaurus now of things that I’ve said that have been one way or another, through what alchemy I do not know, somehow misconstrued, that it would really take me too long to engage in a full global itinerary of apology to all concerned* The Setting It was late. Foremost had just received an urgent and important call from Reader EC in the Hamptons. Apparently, over a table of Lobster Tacos at an exclusive…
Facts Player BO sighed as his drive hooked into the bushes left of the 17th fairway at HCC. “Is that a Penalty Area?”, he asked. “Nope”, said Player PB. “The PA doesn’t start until the hole descends into the gully.” “Ok, said BO. “I’m going to hit a provisional.” He then hit his provisional in the same spot in the same cluster of bushes. “Darn!”, he exclaimed. “Maybe we can find one of them”. The players arrived at the bushes…
The world breathed a sigh of relief when he announced that he would not retaliate. The response would not have been “proportional”, he explained later, and the evidence had not fully supported the conclusion that the opposition had even been at fault. Nevertheless, Foremost issued a stern warning to all opponents that he would remain ever-vigilant. Facts The Par-5 6th hole at OEI presents a daunting challenge off the tee box. The striking feature of the shot is the elevation…